Author: Jordan Parker

  • REVIEW: The Nun brings the scares, lacks the atmosphere of predecessors

    REVIEW: The Nun brings the scares, lacks the atmosphere of predecessors

    There’s something to be said for a film that will keep me up — restlessly checking after every creak in my old apartment — even days after I’ve seen the fright flick. The Nun is a film that scared me to my core. It operates much in the way its universe predecessors The Conjuring and…

  • REVIEW: Cardinals a pot-boiler with dramatic heft

    REVIEW: Cardinals a pot-boiler with dramatic heft

    This Canadian film about an ex-con who learns serving time doesn’t mean all is forgiven is an intimate portrayal into what happens after release. Sheila McCarthy is a revelation as Valerie Walker, a mother and wife who goes to prison after hitting and killing her neighbour in a drunk driving accident. As her children adjust…

  • REVIEW: Slender Man thin on plot, moderate on frights

    REVIEW: Slender Man thin on plot, moderate on frights

    The real-life lore of the Slender Man — a mysterious figure who haunts and kidnaps kids who call him to life — is turned into a ho-hum film here. After years of stories, legends and sightings, the film doesn’t manage to live up to its spooky source material, but it’s definitely not as bad as…

  • REVIEW: Happytime Murders is a hideously horrible film

    REVIEW: Happytime Murders is a hideously horrible film

    To say The Happytime Murders is a bad movie is offensive to all the filmmakers who actually put effort into making films before this. Whether we’re talking Gigli or Glitter, the directors and actors in those films had more talent in their left pinkies than this whole cast — puppet or otherwise — cares to…

  • REVIEW: Papillon remake entertains, but doesn’t live up

    REVIEW: Papillon remake entertains, but doesn’t live up

    This remake to the well-regarded 1973 gem doesn’t live up to high expectations, but it’s a worthwhile endeavour for genre fans. The original stars are Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman, and here we substitute the highly capable Charlie Hunnam and Rami Malek. The results are interesting, but never quite mesh. The star performances — on…

  • DVD RELEASES: August 28-3

    There are some great movies awaiting you digitally or on good old fashioned disc this week. Diane Keaton and Jane Fonda get fifty shades of freaky in Book Club, Upgrade showcases as the best sci-fi film of the year, Tag is funny, but might leave you queasy, and RBG is a portrait of a legend.…

  • REVIEW: Mile 22 deserves to be the next Bourne

    REVIEW: Mile 22 deserves to be the next Bourne

    Mark Wahlberg and director Peter Berg have been making spectacular films together since 2013. Lone Survivor, Deepwater Horizon and Patriots Day have all been fantastic portraits of hero Americans, and have captured audiences. So if I had to pick a current actor-director duo to start an action franchise, they would be at the top of…

  • REVIEW: Little Italy brings big smiles

    REVIEW: Little Italy brings big smiles

    There are very few occasions during which someone will encounter a below-par piece of pizza pie. Like your run-of-the-mill slice, this romantic-comedy is average genre fare with a few decent bits of flair and flavour thrown in. The best thing Little Italy has going for it is two leads who share some amiable, good-natured chemistry,…

  • REVIEW: BlackkKlansman politically incorrect in all the right ways

    REVIEW: BlackkKlansman politically incorrect in all the right ways

    Spike Lee’s first major studio film in five years, BlacKkKlansman, also happens to be his best since 1980’s breakout Do The Right Thing. The film, based on a wild true story, follows Ron Stallworth, a black officer from Colorado who partners with a white cop to infiltrate the local Ku Klux Klan branch. Lee’s film…

  • DVD/DIGITAL RELEASES: August 21-28

    We have an eclectic mix of movies for your viewing pleasure at home this week. One of the most subversive, foul-mouthed super-anti-heroes is back in a jaw-dropping sequel, the God’s Not Dead franchise just won’t stop, and Show Dogs proves exactly why canine humour grows thin fast. More after the jump….. Deadpool 2 I reviewed…